Non-Fiction
Travelogue 7-06
CROC FIGHT IN
HERB SIMONS (May 2004)
We are in Bali, beautiful Indonesian island, tropical paradise, just south of the equator, east of Java, west of Timor (East and West) and of Papua New Guinea, five hours by plane to Perth, Australia. More feminine than masculine, it beckons with flowers, birds, and butterflies of every color and description. Bright colors adorn the sarongs that men and women both wear and that can be purchased on the cheap by tourists like us.
Tourism is off 40% since the 2002 terrorist bombing of a Kuta nightclub, near
Gayle and I have kayaked, swum, sunbathed, read, eaten far more than we should have, visited temples, walked above and below artfully terraced rice fields, bargained at markets, and stopped in at a rice museum, a butterfly emporium, a zoo, a preserved monkey habitat, and a rather odd reptile park, organized in maze-like fashion, as in a formal English garden, and featuring mammoth crocodiles imported from elsewhere in Indonesia.
And now it is time for my story. Clifford Geertz has written the classic anthropological essay,
“Cockfight in Bali,” I here present its near sequel, “Croc Fight in
We arrived at
Gayle and I were initially aghast at the proposal. Pay to have a live duck killed for nothing more than our pleasure? How horrid! We were shocked that the sweet young ticket seller would make such an outlandish proposal.
But then it began to make sense—to me, at any rate. Logic: Crocs gotta eat; ducks gotta die; crocs ain’t no fun when all they do is lie. Ducks cost ruppiahs and ruppiahs don’t grow on trees. Special croc shows call for special fees.
Gayle’s position remained rather Quaker-like. “I’ll pay the extra Rps as a donation to this clearly impoverished park, but I won’t look at the duck being fed to the crocs.”
To the extent that she understood it, our ticket-selling, duck-selling guide did not seem to appreciate Gayle’s logic. I did, but preferred a different order of compromise. “20,000 Rps,” I proposed as a counter-offer. “30,000,” she demanded with an air of finality.
In this immense reptile park I spied one other couple, down at the other end, by the giant lizards--called dragons. Perhaps they would be interested in splitting the 30,000Rp, I ventured to our guide. “Not permitted,” said the young girl, but Gayle and I pushed ahead in their direction anyway, only to discover that they too divided along gender lines.
But then their guide came to our rescue. In place of a live duck he would stir up the water in the largest of the crocodile pits with a palm frond. The crocs wouldn’t know the difference. And true to his word, the crocs sprang into action, offering us the spectacle of ferocity that I longed for and that Gayle could now enjoy. Had we been fair to the crocs in sending a misleading signal? Perhaps not, but we both agreed that crocodile deception was ethically preferable to the alternative we had been considering.
Note: Clifford Geertz’s “Cockfight
in
P.S. Today we saw a cockatoo
Or two,
And maybe even a few
Cockatoos.